Dogs are
creatures designed by nature, furry and four-legged, with something that makes
us to compete the same by a ball or a hug, because we were specially designed
to fill emotional gaps.
This is
why whoever invented us, liked hair, maybe that’s the reason to put so much
hair on us, in some cases almost obsesively, so we can be huggable, making bath
time so fun and to make angry to owners
who should clean the spaces that we declare
as our propiety.Bubu and I don’t leave hair everywhere, but we are so
fluffy!.
Our cousin Harry, © Luis German Dzib Aguilar |
Our
inventor made several prototypes before he or she felt happy with all the project, so there are many brands,
sizes, colors and shapes. Some were designed to kiss, others to run behind
cats, others got tremedous personality and some others have two sad eyes capable
to give us everything we ask for... I think that it is an application to survive.
I guess
whoever designed dogs, thought about
build some special samples as Bubu, this is not because they have
missing parts, but they have different applications, for example one of them
make humans to react as soon as they touch these doggies and receive a signal
to wish to take care of them forever.
In general
we have a cover similar to video games consoles, which attracts dust and dirt,
but that makes it almost difficult to let us go, because we become more
special, beautiful, and intelligent creatures of the world to those who has us
around. However this protection stops working in case of floods, earthquakes,
or economic problems, because then, we lose all our credit and lives and must
go to the street.
We were
equipped with two ears to hear when other dogs bark and to sing in unison, for
some strange reason, some of us confuse the sirens of ambulances or patrols, so sing with them, but it is only a small
defect in the design, it was probably part of the errors of one of the many
prototypes.
To avoid
the traffic in the big cities, our inventor put to dogs an app that encourages
us to walk or run when we are on the street, the pleasure is similar to when
humans eat chocolate or buy their first Smartphone. It's a euphoria that goes
beyond the senses and want to show it to everyone: look at me, my owner and I
are walking!.
I know
that the urban myth says that we were designed to workout with humans or to
help the to flirt, but not,children were designed for those reasons!. Dogs walk
to stretch their legs, find messages the same way that humans do it with
Facebook and to maintain healthy kidneys.
We are
social creatures, we don't like being alone,we could but designer didn’t put us
a thumb to open cans of food or to use the remote control, so we need humans to
support us in our daily activities, but unlike humans that when they get angry break
all belongings to those who loved, if we believe that we were left, we eat everything
around not as an act of aggression, but to search the can opener or the phone
to be able to order pizza.
Cats and
other creatures that live in our houses are our friends, but we like to play
rude with them to give humans histories to tell and videos to earn popularity
on Youtube.
We don’t love
our dog perfume, but we save water, have you heard about climate change and the
need of water around the world?.
In our heart,
our designer put us something special that makes fall in love to everyone, all dogs have it, but some
humans are immune.
Canine
species has evolved in such a way that we are the best pills against
depression, arthritis, Alzheimer's and autism. The advantage is that we have no
side effects.
Well it's
time to leaveall these explanations, mom and Bubu are ready to watch TV and
they need me, so please have a great evening and do not forget: ask a dog as Christmas
gift, this year deers won’t work with Santa because Rudolf was accused of circulating
and speeding without pay for a toll road.
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