I began to have stomach ache few days
ago and finally one morning I just decided that I didn't want to eat, it was
one of those occasions when everything smells
ugly, stomach complains and my mouth refuses to try even a snack, and right
there, everything began once again.
Over the years I have learned 1003
tricks to spit pills, food, or anything that I don't like, it’s not something
you learn in a book, it’s the kind of skills you build with frequent practice, because doctors and mom
have not found a better way to cure or convince me about eating, Why doesn’t
someone invent another way to cure Bubus with no pills?.
My practice started since I wasa puppy,
pills enter through a side and spit them
on the other side, push them through my teeth, or I can pretend to swallow them and when mom doesn't see me they just…fall!... I developed the trick number 475 when vet
began to give me more tablets, and the trick 613 began to include food.
Most of tricks came with diabetes,
because I have to eat no matter what, because I can’t have insuline with empty
stomach, so I have a deal with life, If I eat, I can continue eating what I want,
like carrots, and this is my job: eating!.
However sometimes simply, I am not
hungry and then mom opens my mouth and pushes food through it, and she does it carefully while she talks to me (like if I
could hear) and makes me silly faces (like if I could see her), and then close
my mouth. 1, 2, 3...5, I relax my mandible and all the fun begins: I just shake my head and...all food flies everywhere!.
The trick is to convince mom that I ate
it, but, unfortunately, she does not accept a not as response, so she makes another ball of food and puts it my
mouth, once again ... who does not enjoy a happy mom?.
Everybody feels scared when I stop
eating, they believe that one day I won’t be able rebounce one day. So, I go to
visit to my vet , but the only one response after several studies involving
needles and x-ray is: another pill, that it’s always welcome to add more practice of expertise about how to
spit a pill and make mom happy in the attempt.
During the last week I have tried so
many new foods for dogs that I can write a magazine about doggy gourmet style
topics, I do not know how come someone believes a dog can eat some of thoese things!. But oh well… I have this relationship with life, so I say
goodbye to you now and I'm going to eat,
in order to have more stories to tell!.
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